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Weasel can kill you. Will she? No, but you’ll wish you were dead if you dare cross her.
Joe Simpson 
4/26/12 — 2:29am
At one time weasel had quills Finding them unnecessary Weasel gave them to a rat Most scientists view this as the origin of porcupines -Joe Simpson

At one time weasel had quills Finding them unnecessary Weasel gave them to a rat Most scientists view this as the origin of porcupines

-Joe Simpson

4/26/12 — 2:28am
Weasel and Wolf Blitzer are best friends. -Mackie Stephens

Weasel and Wolf Blitzer are best friends.

-Mackie Stephens

4/26/12 — 2:26am
Weasel is a best linear unbiased estimator, as her mean residual is zero, and her awesomeness has small variance
Benji Johnson
4/26/12 — 2:24am
Helen Keller can hear and see Weasle [sic].
Brandon Archer 
4/26/12 — 2:23am
*Weasel is a GIRL!!!!
Brandon Archer
4/26/12 — 2:21am
All dogs go to Heaven. Weasel goes where ever he* wants!
Brandon Archer
4/26/12 — 2:20am
Solomon was the wisest person to ever live, but Weasel is the wisest dog
4/26/12 — 2:19am
Weasel was the first being to develop the method of least squares, not Legendre or Gauss
Benji Johnson
4/26/12 — 2:19am
President Clinton took Weasel with him to Israel-Palestine peace talks because of her innate ability to ease tension.
Mackie Stephens
4/26/12 — 2:18am
Yeah, she steals like a thief but Weasel’s always a woman to me.” -Billy Joel
Mackie Stephens
4/26/12 — 2:18am
Every time Weasel sneezes, an angel gets its wings.
Mackie Stephens
4/26/12 — 2:17am
Weasel has a Cook’s distance greater than 1
Benji Johnson 
4/26/12 — 2:17am
Weasel believes in life after love. And she told Cher.
4/26/12 — 2:16am
Weasel may be a dog, but she is one cool cat.
4/26/12 — 2:16am